Photos of the Author
   
My first month in China, taken at Tiananmen Square.
   
My first job in China as an EFL teacher for Delter International 
Business Institute in Beijing.  It's a bit blurry, which could be 
interpreted as symbolic since I wasn't clear on what I was supposed to be doing 
in the classroom.  Also it's the only teacher-esque photo I have of myself 
in Beijing.
   
My first Spring Festival (a.k.a. Chinese New Year), lunch at the 
Uncle's house in Hefei, Anhui Province.  This photo was probably taken 
around the 5th glass of baijiu; I'm quite impressed that I still had the 
presence of mind to hold up the photo of his niece he wanted me to meet.
   
Same Spring Festival lunch, Uncle and I.  This was taken after the 
11th glass of baijiu.  Needless to say, I have no recollection of posing 
for this photo or of anything else that took place thereafter.  Did I 
mention that this was lunch, and this ritual was repeated for lunch and dinner, 
everyday, for the whole week?  Just the smell of baijiu still makes me ill, 
but then again it does the same for just about anyone who's not Chinese.
   
My second Spring Festival.  This photo was taken at that same 
Uncle's house.  This time, however, having a foreigner at the table was 
commonplace and didn't require so much commemoration with baijiu, much to my 
relief.  This Spring Festival felt much the same as a Thanksgiving dinner 
to me.
   
My second job in Shanghai.  I worked as a trainer/consultant 
for a Taiwanese kindergarten-EFL-resources-developer and training company (say 
that 3 times fast) called Melody (双美).  This job involved a lot of business 
trips to cities around China to conduct seminars, such as this one in the city 
of Xiangfan, Hubei Province, for audiences averaging at least 100 kindergarten 
teachers and up to 500 teachers. 
   
A Melody seminar in Wuxi, Jiangsu Province.  These seminars 
were largely conducted in Chinese as most kindergarten teachers can't speak 
English despite it being part of the curriculum for their classes.  My goal 
was always to make sure they knew basic classroom vocabulary, could use it 
properly in their classrooms, and wouldn't make any horrible pronunciation 
errors while doing so.  I think more than most teaching jobs, these 
seminars required me to be an entertainer at least as much as an educator.
    
For just over a year I was the Director of Studies for the Shane English 
School in Dongying, Shandong Province.  I got this job because of my 
experience as a teacher in China and because my employer needed a liaison 
between the Chinese staff and the foreign teachers.  Our teachers couldn't 
speak Chinese and only a few members of the staff could speak limited 
English.  I also recruited, trained, and managed new teachers.  Later 
I was given responsibility for scheduling and otherwise managing Chinese 
teaching assistants and administrative staff as well.
   
A demo lesson of the Shane teaching style and curriculum for 
prospective students 
and parents at our school.  Another important duty of mine was drumming up 
business for the school.  This meant doing as many demo lessons as possible 
for students, parents, and principals.  It also meant dropping the name of 
my school in every supermarket and elevator conversation ... and plugging the 
school on my website.